That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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