I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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