Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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