if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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