at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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