no, he came in my armpit
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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