P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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