doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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