He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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