I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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