Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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