we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
