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  Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.

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• I want to know how today was worse...

  Submitted by Shawn0r on Aug 2, 11 at 1:38pm

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• It's okay, son. We still love and accept you.

  Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 2, 11 at 3:04pm

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• Yeah, everyone on the bus was totally uncool.

  Submitted by porksword on Aug 2, 11 at 6:22pm

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• Did your mom get upset because she thought it was for her...?

  Submitted by R3X on Aug 2, 11 at 1:37pm

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• yea! how could today be more awkward??? lol

  Submitted by deee on Aug 2, 11 at 3:10pm

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• Happy Mother's Day! Look what I got you! Just wash it off first....

  Submitted by MuffinW on Aug 2, 11 at 5:36pm

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• Well, not like she found a used condom or anything.

  Submitted by pichu180 on Aug 2, 11 at 2:13pm

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• Sharing the strap-on with mom again?

  Submitted by Michguy on Aug 2, 11 at 3:30pm

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• Oh dear god....

  Submitted by charles1996 on Aug 2, 11 at 5:49pm

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• Lol how could today be more awkward

  Submitted by finch2187 on Aug 2, 11 at 1:55pm

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