pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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