No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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