She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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