No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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