That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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