I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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