i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Even my vagina gasped.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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