I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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