I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Randomize
