let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize