They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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