Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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