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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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