Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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