i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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