Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Randomize
