hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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