wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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