Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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