so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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