Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
