Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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