would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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