i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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