ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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