i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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