everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
