I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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