O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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