Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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