He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
he fucked my hip out of place.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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