we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Randomize
