I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
