I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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