is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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