Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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