CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
They have beer where we have blood.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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