what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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