normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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