so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
