Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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