Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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