just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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